why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
