Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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