I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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