Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I don't deserve a penis
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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