'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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