Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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