Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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