And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Randomize
