Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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