i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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