yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
