Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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