I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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