Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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