is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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