i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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