I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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