do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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