yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
