This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
