I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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