i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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