yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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