Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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