you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
