i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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