Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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