3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
foreskin is a definite game changer
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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