her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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