Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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