White coat. Heels.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
you would pick up someone in the library
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
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