think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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