that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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