You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
My life is pants optional.
Randomize
