awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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