we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
The adults are the big ones right?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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