Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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