Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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