wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize