I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize
