I bet he comes in French.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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