Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm having to shit out rocks
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