This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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