i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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