I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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