Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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