I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
