Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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