why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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