god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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