Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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