My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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