i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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