Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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