once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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