It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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