Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Randomize
