When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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